The Nature of Jade

Senior. 17.

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

(via whosposhnow)

thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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(via pizza)

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

(Source: sailoruranus, via pizza)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via l---junior---l)